The motto is easy:
Going the distance to keep you smelling fresh!
Working hard to fight your odor for the long haul!
(Insert cool, athletic catch phrase here)
It got me thinking...what if my body wash were named after something else? Say, my occupation?
Zest Auditor
Tracking that odor to within an immaterial difference!
Or, how about one of my other pastimes?
Zest Ping-Pong
Smashing that odor over behind the endtable, under the piano, over where no one can find it and you gotta move everything...okay, you get the point.
Or how about this one?
Zest Facebook
Wasting an inordinate amount of time chatting and catching up with your odor before bidding it TTYL!!!
Dude, this is almost too much fun. If you've got any other doozies for funny body washes, feel free to regale us all in the comments. For now, I'll stick with my cool-kid body wash.
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Monday's workout: 45 min. doubles tennis, 15 min. singles
Tuesday's workout: 15 min. doubles tennis, 45 min. singles
That's right, tennis. Two nights straight. Hasn't been the highest heart-rate exercise, but have you SEEN these last two nights? Perfect!
That's right, tennis. Two nights straight. Hasn't been the highest heart-rate exercise, but have you SEEN these last two nights? Perfect!
Hunting that odor down until it's within range, then blasting it in the head with a 3 1/2 Magnum load making it flop like a fish out of water only then to wring it's neck and prepare it to eat.
Oh sorry guys I got a little carried away for a second. Gosh I love hunting geese and killing BO!
Wow...either you are working too many hours or you have too much time on your hands. I can't figure out which one. So glad you entertained yourself body wash man...since when is soap not in a bar form for you guys?
Do you use a loofah with that stuff? You should.